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Joke of the Day

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat... Their names are Pots and Pans."

"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."

"What's a hipster's favorite painkiller? It's a local anthesisia anesthesia, you've probably never heard of it."

"The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"