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Joke of the Day

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"What is Michelle obama's favorite vegetable? BARACK-OLI"

"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."

"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"

"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."

"Caught myself yelling ""FUCK YOU"" to my burrito for dripping on pants, feet & bed, if you were wondering who's raising the next generation."

"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"

"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"