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Joke of the Day
"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."
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"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"
"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""
"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."
"Going to work. I got to work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I didn't know what to make of it."
"How do you know ancient Egyptians were black? Because they never dig up daddies."
"her: what r u doing? me: taking a photo of a glass of tap water on snapchat & see if they have- her: oh god me:-a water filter."
"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."