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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."
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"My wife said I should compliment her features more often... ... So I slashed her face."
"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."
"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."
"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"
"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"
"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."
"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet"
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."