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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
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"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"
"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"
"*moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog ""What's updog?"" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"
"I bought a used BMW from a cannibal yesterday. It cost me an arm and a leg."
"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."
"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."
"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"