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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"
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"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans? They use a conveyor belt."
"Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim? Be careful, they say he's still at large."
"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"