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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."
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"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"People often accuse me of ""stealing other's jokes"" and being ""a plagiarist."" (Their words, not mine)"
"My left buttcheek fell asleep. I'm Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes."
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"
"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"
"You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person"
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"
"Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html"