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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Apparently the stock downturn has a lot to do with a big gas plant going offline. I guess the gas was argon."

"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."

"I organized an orgasm denial convention. Nobody came."

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G Spot.. Turns out her sister had it all along."

"Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding."

"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."

"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."