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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"
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"Elliot Ness, Cookie Monster, and John Locke start a law firm. Locke Ness Monster."
"me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!"
"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"
"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."
"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"
"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."
"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."
"""First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!"" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend"