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Joke of the Day

"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."

"What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts? You see L.A."

"On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group."

"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."

"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."

"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."

"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"

"I like my women how I like my wine... ...Locked down in the basement"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."

"How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds? Please wait..."