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Joke of the Day
"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"
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"Honestly Officer, the pharmacy ran out of those orange pill bottles so they just gave it to me in this plastic baggie."
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."
"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."
"If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap."
"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."