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Joke of the Day

"On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group."

"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."

"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."

"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."

"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"