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Joke of the Day

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"What's the opposite of assault? a pepper."

"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"

"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"

"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"

"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."