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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto."
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"It's rude to ask someone to courtesy flush, so I always offer them an ass mint instead. I'm a gentleman."
"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."
"Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8"
"NSFW Why was the guitar teacher arrested? He got caught fingering a minor"
"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."
"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."
"What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter? A niece slapper."
"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"
"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""