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Joke of the Day
"What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? We used to be tight"
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"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"
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"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"Report: Underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike."
"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"
"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."