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Joke of the Day
"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."
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"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."
"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"
"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant."
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
"What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!"