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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"

"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"

"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"

"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."

"My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away."

"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"

"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."

"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."

"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"

"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."