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Joke of the Day
"If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?"
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"I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled ""Please, I don't want to die a virgin!"". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is."
"What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry? A cantelope"
"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."
"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."
"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"
"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"I was going to get my certification to be an official Life Coach!... ...but I just never really got around to it."
"How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity"