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Joke of the Day

"Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!"

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"

"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."

"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."

"Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people. I missed my calling."

"What does an LGBT couple do to show affection? embruce"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist hippie chick? A hockey player will take a shower after three periods."