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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"

"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"

"I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals. It's shift work."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."

"If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl."

"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."