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Joke of the Day

"What does an LGBT couple do to show affection? embruce"

"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."

"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."

"Kid: Mommy's last name must be ""Honey"" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: ""Sorry,"" I think"

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"