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Joke of the Day
"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
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"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike... Dad is holding you from behind the whole time"
"Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher"
"Give yourself something to look forward to tomorrow: Text a friend, ""I think you owe me an apology,"" then turn off your phone and go to bed"
"What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod."
"If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them, then a little past them and avoid them altogether it's probably not worth it."
"The only reason I'm on LinkedIn is to find employed dates for the weekends."
"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"