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Joke of the Day

"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"

"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."

"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"

"If George Washington were alive today why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to."

"What has now become the least popular donut in Egypt De Plain! De Plain!"

"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."

"Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I."

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."