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Joke of the Day
"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"
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"Why is a toothbrush a ""tooth"" brush? Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)"
"Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon"
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
"Why did the monkey cross the road? To loot the pharmacy on the other side"
"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"
"A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house"
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"