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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine sold an old rifle he inherited from his German grandfather. The ad says: ""French-made rifle. From WW2. Never used. Only dropped once."""

"I know a chess grandmaster, but I've only ever played checkers with him Because I know he'll only lose to a check mate"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"

"What do you call a girl who hunts owls? A hooters shooter girl"

"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"

"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."

"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"

"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"