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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine sold an old rifle he inherited from his German grandfather. The ad says: ""French-made rifle. From WW2. Never used. Only dropped once."""

"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."

"If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House"

"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"

"Where does Russia get its water from? De-stalinization plants"

"Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was.... I haven't got a cooking flue."