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Joke of the Day

"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"

"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."

"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"

"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."

"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."

"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"

"Why did the chimpanzee poop in his pants? because he went apeshit"