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"Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon? Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt..."
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"""I don't follow her so whatever you do, don't LIKE one of her Instagram photos or she'll know we're looking at them."" -Why 2015 is confusing"
"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"
"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"
"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."
"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."
"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"Why are people supporting Donald Trump? Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes."