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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!"

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"ME: Off to the concert with my friends WIFE: Say hi to everyone for me [later] ME [individually saying hi to 10,000 ppl] This is exhausting"
"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"
"If shes's being being anal about it Give her sex and you'll make her whole day, Give her anal sex and you'll make her hole weak"
"Having dinner with my phone and some people."
"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."
"Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you're nuts."