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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!"

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"Doctor Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly which way did you come in?"

"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"

"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"

"Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!"

"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."

"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."

"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."

"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"