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Joke of the Day

"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin"

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"

"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."

"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"

"I'm giving up negativity for lent. We'll see how long that lasts. Edit: aware it should be pessimism. This is a serious quote from a friend who didn't realise what she'd said."

"I'm not ""rich."" Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still"