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Joke of the Day
"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"
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"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
"What do you call someone who cleans vacuums? A vacuum cleaner."
"Did you hear about the pedophile musician? He was caught fingering A-minor."
"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"
"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."
"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."
"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."