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Joke of the Day
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
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"What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans"
"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""
"Her eyes were the color of paint"
"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."
"What is big, black, and very long? A black hole"
"[me buying drugs for the first time] wow that's a very puffy jacket u have on"
"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."