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Joke of the Day

"A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]"

"Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes.... ...we have yet to secure a gig."

"What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians..."

"I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text."

"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"

"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"

"The best thing about abortion is.. The best thing about abortion is that it brings out the kid in you."

"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."