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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"

"What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even."

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"My roommate and I don't get along. It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch."

"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

"Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich"

"Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar."

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."

"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."