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Joke of the Day

"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro's Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand."

"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"

"I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead."

"*walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*"

"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."

"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."

"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"

"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."

"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"