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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
Next Joke
"ISIS is really the worst... ... we should bomb them back to the -- whoops, never mind."
"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"Why does Jesus suck at Call of Duty? Because it takes him 3 days to respawn."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."
"Frog Joke. What do you call a temple-running frog? Amphibiana Jones."
"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."
"What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road? A cold shoulder."
"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"