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Joke of the Day

"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."

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"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"
"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."
"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""
"Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? Because he was a little behind."
"[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone] 1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda"
"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"
"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"
"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."