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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
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"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator."
"Which people are expert in using internet . the and is those who speak hind-e"
"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."
"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"
"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."
"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
"In Harry Potter, a scar on your forehead means you're a hero. In real life, a scar on your forehead means you got drunk & lack coordination."