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Joke of the Day

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that."

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left."

"What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber"

"[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY"

"why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!"