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Joke of the Day

"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."

"Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition."

"Oh, you dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Cool. I'll have a number 1 and hold the lettuce please."

"How do you get a Catholic Nun to have sex? Dress her up like an altar boy"

"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"

"I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests."

"Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""

"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"