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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
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"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"I love the lines men use to get us into bed. ""Please I'll only put it in for a minute."" What am I a microwave?"
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"
"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."
"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"
"My neighbors listen to good music If they like it or not"
"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"