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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."

"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."

"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."

"Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned."

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."

"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"

"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"

"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."