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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."

"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."

"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."

"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."

"If all foods were packaged like honey they'd all come in these miniature fake human containers which would be weird as hell"

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"I made a meme"

"HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home"

"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."