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Joke of the Day

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but.. Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"

"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."

"Did you hear Bruce Willis tried to overdose on viagra? He wanted to Die Hard."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"