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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"
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"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
"[Gets arrested] Officer: You get one phone call... *hangs up a few minutes later. Can you turn the radio up? I requested a song."
"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"[Date Night] I poured us a bubble bath. Him: *sigh* is it Sprite again? *sipping seductively from tub with a krazy straw*: Just get in."
"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."
"Why did the prevert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chickens ass"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list."