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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"
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"What is the proudest body part? the veins"
"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."
"Go ahead and assume it's a banana; I'm rarely that happy to see anyone."
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"
"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."
"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."
"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"