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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
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"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."
"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."
"I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me..."
"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"
"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"
"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"