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Joke of the Day

"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."

"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"

"A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff... BA-DUMM-TSS!"

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."

"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."

"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""