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Joke of the Day
"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"
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"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."
"Indian restaurant I was at an Indian restaurant last night when the waiter came over and said,""Curry ok sir""? I said 'ok one song then fuck off.'."
"This just in. My fingers."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "
"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"
"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"
"My Mexican friend asked me, ""What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?"" I asked, ""What?"" He said, ""Little Caesars!"""
"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."