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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"87.53% of statistics are false Title"

"Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook."

"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"

"I don't understand poor people They keep saying they have ""nothing"", then when there's a flood ot a fire, they say they lost ""everything""."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."