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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have 2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera"
"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"
"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"You can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana."