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Joke of the Day
"What did the abortionist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs =p"
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"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."
"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who know binary and those who dont."
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."
"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"
"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."
"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."
"Do lightbulbs ever think about sex? Only when they're turned on."
"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."