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Joke of the Day
"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."
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"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."
"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"
"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."
"Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg."