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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."
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"Wife: How many beers is that for you today, dear? Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down."
"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."
"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("
"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."
"Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, ""No ifs, ands, or buts!"""