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Joke of the Day

"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."

"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."

"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."

"What do you call 0.33333333333 of a shit? A turd."

"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."

"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."

"Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell ""WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?"" until they got some answers."